i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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