What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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