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(916): View more from California

OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads

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(916): OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads http://tfl.nu/e0lk

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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.

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(612): I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy. http://tfl.nu/yhkq

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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."

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I was drunk but it's true

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(262): LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that." (817): I was drunk but it's true http://tfl.nu/5hb1

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.

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(+44): I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life. http://tfl.nu/7cvo

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.

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(202): Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30. http://tfl.nu/8g1h

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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does

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(415): I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does http://tfl.nu/67y4

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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

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(803): Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there. http://tfl.nu/xmpv

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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty

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(509): I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty http://tfl.nu/7xz1

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(316): View more from Kansas

Listen to me plotting my whoredom.

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(316): Listen to me plotting my whoredom. http://tfl.nu/l2mq

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(859): View more from Kentucky

When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"

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(859): When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs" http://tfl.nu/jaco

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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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(360): Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try. http://tfl.nu/j8hc

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.

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(907): Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid. http://tfl.nu/45so

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(808): View more from Hawaii

RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS

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That's me emphasizing the ridiculous

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(808): RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS (808): That's me emphasizing the ridiculous http://tfl.nu/j8gk

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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great clearly means different things to us

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(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences (919): great clearly means different things to us http://tfl.nu/ha8x

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(512): View more from Texas

Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.

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I found Cheetos.

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(512): Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life. (512): I found Cheetos. http://tfl.nu/4vfh

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