She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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