You just made me feel so damn special
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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