So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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