Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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