I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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