i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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