I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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