dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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