There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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