The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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