Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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