Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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