I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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