Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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