I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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