"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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