I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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