Your tits are I can't wait for
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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