my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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