I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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