Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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