He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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