Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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