What did we do last night that was yellow?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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