And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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