I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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