btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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