Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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