so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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