She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So squirting runs in the family.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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