I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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