Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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