So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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