Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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