She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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