it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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