I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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