the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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