Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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