My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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