I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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