yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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