I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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