doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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