dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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