she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
There's even glitter on my cock...
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