If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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